Jack and Sarah at their (not legally binding) wedding.
The men have chosen their women. Farmers have their wives.
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That’s right, it’s time to officially say goodbye to season 15 of Farmer Wants A Wife.
I write this in my mourning outfit, I am ready to read the show’s eulogy.
Also known as, a recap of the final two episodes.
I think we can all agree that the producers and the episode schedule was not ready for three of the five farmers to pack up and leave early.
Which meant we got two boring, boring, boring episodes centred around two boring, boring, boring men.
I’ve heard some audience reactions about Jack’s decision, with some saying they don’t know what’s going on in Jack’s head.
Although I would never accuse Jack of having anything going on in his head, I do question his choice.
The couple met the natural way. On a reality show with the host staring at you.
Jack was tossing up between a lifelong discount on vet bills with veterinarian Olivia and Sarah, who was physically present at the time of recording. He chose Sarah.
I think that his choice was fine, his wife is fine, he is fine.
I do think that the 24-hour date he took her on was a good sign, with a sushi platter being the best-looking date on the show.
I have never struggled as much as I am now to hit a word count.
Corey and Keeley.
Let’s just talk about Corey.
He had a drama-filled time and was able to be in my bad books pretty quickly.
His finale saw Chloe and Keeley on the table, with Keeley looking to be the favourite.
But it wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows because she (reasonably) needs three to six months to move to tie up some loose ends.
Corey wasn’t having it. I guess he got over it however, because, spoiler alert, he ends up picking her.
I would have been even more disappointed if he picked Chloe because her edit made it look like her strategy to his heart was to put down the other women.
I really do feel like this was two episodes that could have been an email.
Olivia and Chloe with Jack and Corey. The couples that could have been, but were never meant to be.
I am very excited for the reunion, I have so many questions.
Has Chloe realised she deserves more than a publicity stunt known as Jarrad?
Is Tom still a little cutie?
How many times can Thomas awkwardly chuckle in one conversation?
Has Jack found his personality?
I have no questions about Corey, I feel like I already know too much.
Speaking of the reunion, it will start at 9pm next Monday, June 23.
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